Top 10 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes for Young Adults

Enjoy our top 10 dirty knock knock jokes for young adults!

1. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to wipe my ass!

2. Knock knock!
Who's there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.

3. Knock knock!
Who's there.
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you pussy!  It's just a joke!

4. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil McCrackin!

5. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana fuck you!

6. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shmel Mipe.
Shmel Mipe who?
No thanks... I'm not into that.

7. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben Dover!

8. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

9. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme see those tits!

10.  Knock knock!
Who's there.
Sho Mia.
Sho Mia who?
Sho Mia your ass!

Big Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

Enjoy these big dirty knock knock jokes!

1. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!


2. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Some asshole telling a knock knock joke!

3. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben dover and I'll show ya!

4. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny Tull.
Jenny Tull who?
Jenny Tull warts!

5. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tera.
Tera who?
Tera McClosoff!

Free Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

Free dirty knock knock jokes.  Because we care!

1. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, darling?

2. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and bring me a beer!

3. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horney!  Lets screw!

4. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open the damn door!

5.Knock knock!
Who's there?
Asshole.
Asshole who?
Open the door and find out, asshole!

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes for Men

Check out these dirty knock knock jokes for men!

1. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Micheal Jackson.

2. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over the table!

3. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Budweiser.
Budweiser who?
Budweiser girlfriend walking funny?

4. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gladiator.
Gladiator who?
He's gladiator before they screwed!

5.Knock knock!
Who's there?
Zizi.
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how!

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes for Boys

Here are some awesome dirty knock knock jokes for boys.

1. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!

2. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!

3. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

4. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

5. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!